Tuesday, 11 August 2015


BUMSPLASH is proud to announce it's first ever competition. Whilst hard at work drinking tea, we saw this indiegostarter project. Frankly, we're unimpressed. It really isn't ambitious enough, is it? Neither really was this Aussie bellendry much cop. We feel that the safety community can Do Better. But we've got the art skills of a chimp on speed. So, being half arsed, we'd like to challenge our readers to come up with an all singing, all dancing cranial impact protective carapace. Ideally, it should feature some, all, more or none of the following features:

  • indicators (obviously. This is where everyone starts)
  • lights
  • brake lights
  • heads up display
  • tyre pressure read out
  • weather forecast
  • tractor beam
  • GAU-8/A Avenger Gatling Cannon
  • Teasmade
  • Aeropress
  • Egg Whisk
  • Registration plate, visible 360°
  • Asymmetric Spinnaker
  • Stabilisers
  • Neck brace 
  • Airbags
  • Pontoons
  • Contra-rotating propellers
That should get you started. Further features welcomed. Tweet your fag packet scrawlings, MS Paint daubings, professional CAD renderings and full scale mockups to @bumreleases and use the hashtag #bumhelmet

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